Man Seeking Woman Imagines Sending “You Up?” Text as a Hostage Situation March 2, 2016 Uncategorized hostage situation, jay baruchel, man seeking woman, parody, you up? If it was never clear to you before how desperate a situation may be when sending out the very suggestive text message “You up?” to someone that you’re not seeing/dating, Man Seeking Woman hits the point home perfectly. Watch it here.