Over the course of two movies, Adam Sandler, David Spade, Chris Rock, and Kevin James have gotten to effectively hang out and celebrate the good ol’ times together in both a diegetic and non-diegetic sense.

The wily old Tom Scharpling had a bit of fun imagining what a third installment to the film franchise would be like and penned an entire script as a loving stunt to the Grown Ups and the “SandlerVerse”. What resulted is a very satisfyingly meta, twist-and-turn filled short script (only 51 pages). 

So, without further adieu, please read and enjoy Scharpling’s joyfully dark take on Grown-Ups here.

FYI, tickets for the live reading of Grown-Ups 3 on Jan. 28th at the Bootleg are still available.