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Girls Gone Goldberg: A series of love-themed limericks…

February 15, 2011 Uncategorized

Girls Gone Goldberg: A series of love-themed limericks…

girlsgonegoldberg:

…about the internet, that I wrote for one of my classes (seriously).

A person I follow on Twitter,
Tends to be angry and bitter.
About life she gripes,
At politicians she swipes,
But for cat pics her heart goes a’pitter.

I just got a call from my father,
Who begged not be seen as a bother.

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