If you’ve been wondering what taking a bus across state lines is like these days and if it’s gotten any better, Cy Amundson has a story for you.

The latest story on This Is Not Happening with Ari Shaffir follows Cy as takes a bus across the Midwest headed to Texas and why, in retrospect, he probably should have pushed down his fear of flying instead of getting in the middle of a brawl between dozens of people in fast food restaurant parking lot.