Both the second season of Last Week Tonight and the film adaptation of 50 Shades of Grey are coming soon, and, as such, John Oliver thought it prudent to make an audition tape to oust the film’s star Jamie Dornan even though the movie is set for release in about three weeks. 

Watch Oliver make a play for our hearts and loins here and get ready for season 2 premiering Feb. 8th at 11PM on HBO.