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“Those Who Can’t” Shows The Exact Opposite of an Inspirational Half Time Speech

March 6, 2016
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andrew orvedahl, ben roy, epic fail, halftime speech, parody, rory scovel, sports movie, those who cant

The literally game changing halftime speech is a requirement for all sports movie.

When it comes to a satirical series following HS teachers barely getting by, the halftime speech probably doesn’t get a team riled up at all. 

Watch such a speech from Those Who Can’t’s Andy Fairbell.

For All of You Who Want to Keep Losing Out There, Katie Nolan Has an Inspirational Coach Speech for You

January 8, 2016
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cleveland browns, coach speech, epic speech, garbage time, halftime speech, katie nolan, losers

Katie Nolan has an inspirational speech, delivered like all your favorite sports and TV movie coach speeches, to inspire losers the world round to keep losing if that’s your goal for some reason.

It’s mostly intended for the 3-13 Cleveland Browns, but it really could apply to any sort of career loser.

Watch her timeless words for those who prefer take a dive as opposed to accomplishing anything of merit on Garbage Time here.

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Sat 10

USC Comedy Festival Vol. 5 (Live-stream)

April 9 - April 11
Sat 10

Social D Comedy (Zoom Live-stream)

April 10 @ 6:00 pm - 7:30 pm
Sat 10

Judah Friedlander: Pre-Existing Fascism (Live-stream)

April 10 @ 6:00 pm - 7:30 pm
Sat 10

Daphnique Springs (RushTix Live-stream)

April 10 @ 6:00 pm - 7:30 pm
Sat 10

Nowhere Comedy Club: Dumb People Town: HoneyDumb (Live-stream)

April 10 @ 6:30 pm - 8:00 pm
Sat 10

Magic Asphalt: Drive-In Comedy Under The Stars (in LA)

April 10 @ 7:00 pm - 8:30 pm
Sat 10

KO Comedy (Zoom Live-stream)

April 10 @ 7:00 pm - 8:30 pm
Sat 10

PILOT DUMP I: “Snake Davis and The Kickass Treasures and Stuff” by Eric Moneypenny (Twitch Live-stream)

April 10 @ 8:00 pm - 9:30 pm
Sat 10

Pop Cultured! with Nicky and Jimmy (RushTix Live-stream)

April 10 @ 9:00 pm - 10:30 pm
Sat 10

Tomorrow! w/Ron Lynch (IG Live-stream)

April 10 @ 11:00 pm - April 11 @ 12:30 am
Sun 11

Zoom Diner (Zoom Live-stream)

April 11 @ 1:00 pm - 2:30 pm
Sun 11

Cupids Of Comedy – A funny virtual event for singles and couples (Live-stream)

April 11 @ 4:30 pm - 6:00 pm
Sun 11

KO Comedy (Zoom Live-stream)

April 11 @ 7:00 pm - 8:30 pm
Sun 11

Josh Covitt Presents (Zoom Live-stream)

April 11 @ 7:00 pm - 8:30 pm
Sun 11

UnCabaret Zoom Edition [LA] (Zoom Live-stream)

April 11 @ 7:30 pm - 9:00 pm
Mon 12

Who Wants $2.69? with Martin Urbano (Live-stream)

April 12 @ 5:00 pm - 6:00 pm
Mon 12

Hi, I’m Reading Trash with Oscar Montoya (IG Live-stream)

April 12 @ 6:00 pm - 7:00 pm
Mon 12

Another Round (Live-stream screening)

April 12 @ 7:00 pm - 9:00 pm
Mon 12

David Wain Piano Bar (Clubhouse Live-stream)

April 12 @ 8:00 pm - 9:00 pm
Tue 13

Cry from Laughter! Annabelle Gurwitch in Conversation with Sandra Tsing Loh (Live-stream)

April 13 @ 3:00 pm - 4:30 pm
Tue 13

Vanity Fair Cocktail Hour LIVE! (Live-stream)

April 13 @ 4:00 pm - 6:00 pm
Tue 13

The Mads: A Night of Shorts 3- Live riffing show with MST3K’s The Mads! (Live-stream)

April 13 @ 5:00 pm - 6:30 pm
Tue 13

Stand Pup Comedy (Live-stream)

April 13 @ 7:00 pm - 8:30 pm
Wed 14

Vanity Fair Cocktail Hour LIVE! (Live-stream)

April 14 @ 4:00 pm - 6:00 pm
Wed 14

The Squirrel Comedy Theatre: Characters Welcome (Twitch Live-stream)

April 14 @ 5:00 pm - 6:30 pm
Wed 14

Planet Scum Live (Twitch Live-stream)

April 14 @ 7:00 pm - 9:30 pm
Thu 15

Vanity Fair Cocktail Hour LIVE! (Live-stream)

April 15 @ 4:00 pm - 6:00 pm
Thu 15

The Squirrel Comedy Theatre: Borabish (Twitch Live-stream)

April 15 @ 5:00 pm - 6:00 pm
Thu 15

Wrong Answers Only (Live-stream)

April 15 @ 5:30 pm - 6:30 pm
Thu 15

Ga’riffs with Gareth Reynolds (IG Live-stream)

April 15 @ 6:00 pm - 7:00 pm
Thu 15

Teresa Lee & Friends (Zoom Live-stream)

April 15 @ 6:00 pm - 7:30 pm
Thu 15

Squirrel Comedy Theatre: The New York Cheeks & Bounce House (Twitch Live-stream)

April 15 @ 6:30 pm - 7:30 pm
Thu 15

Cathy Ladman (Live-stream)

April 15 @ 7:00 pm - 8:30 pm
Fri 16

Hack City (Zoom Live-stream)

April 16 @ 5:00 pm - 6:30 pm
Fri 16

FIGHT NIGHT! W/ JOEY GREER & MIKE CASTLE (Live-stream)

April 16 @ 5:00 pm - 6:30 pm
Fri 16

Nowhere Comedy Club: Mike Birbiglia: Worldwide Pizza Party (Zoom Live-stream)

April 16 @ 6:00 pm - 7:30 pm
Fri 16

Nowhere Comedy Club: Judah Friedlander (Zoom Live-stream)

April 16 @ 6:00 pm - 7:30 pm
Fri 16

Jimmy Pardo: The All Request Show (Zoom Live-stream)

April 16 @ 7:00 pm - 8:00 pm
Fri 16

Your Late Night Show Tonight with Jackie Kashian (RushTix Live-stream)

April 16 @ 9:00 pm - 10:30 pm
Sat 17

Wild Horses (YouTube Live-stream)

April 17 @ 5:00 pm - 6:30 pm
Sat 17

OMG Comedy Club (Live-stream)

April 17 @ 5:00 pm - 6:30 pm
Sat 17

John Early Presents: Clockwatchers (Live-stream)

April 17 @ 5:00 pm - 6:30 pm
Sat 17

Picture This! 9 to 5 Anniversary (YouTube Live-stream)

April 17 @ 6:00 pm - 7:30 pm
Sat 17

Nowhere Comedy Club: Mike Birbiglia: Worldwide Pizza Party (Zoom Live-stream)

April 17 @ 6:00 pm - 7:30 pm
Sat 17

Bil Dwyer (Zoom Live-stream)

April 17 @ 7:00 pm - 8:30 pm
Sat 17

Bawdy Storytelling’s ‘Sprung!’ (Live-stream)

April 17 @ 7:00 pm - 8:30 pm
Sat 17

PILOT DUMP I: “Snake Davis and The Kickass Treasures and Stuff” by Eric Moneypenny (Twitch Live-stream)

April 17 @ 8:00 pm - 9:30 pm
Sat 17

Brian Kiley & Friends (Live-stream)

April 17 @ 8:00 pm - 9:30 pm
Sat 17

CRAZY WOKE ASIANS COMEDY CONTEST (Live-stream)

April 17 @ 8:00 pm - 9:30 pm
Sun 18

Laughs for LLS (Live-stream)

April 18 @ 5:00 pm - 6:30 pm
Mon 19

MUSIC & COMEDY WITH ISABEL HAGEN (Live-stream)

April 19 @ 4:00 pm - 5:30 pm
Mon 19

Who Wants $2.69? with Martin Urbano (Live-stream)

April 19 @ 5:00 pm - 6:00 pm
Mon 19

THE LAB: A VERY BLACK EXPERIMENTAL COMEDY SHOW (Live-stream)

April 19 @ 5:00 pm - 6:30 pm
Mon 19

Super Horses, Wild Ego (YouTube Live-stream)

April 19 @ 5:00 pm - 6:00 pm
Mon 19

Comedy Rap Battle (RushTix Live-stream)

April 19 @ 6:00 pm - 7:30 pm
Mon 19

Hi, I’m Reading Trash with Oscar Montoya (IG Live-stream)

April 19 @ 6:00 pm - 7:00 pm
Mon 19

Writers of Conan & Friends (Zoom Live-stream)

April 19 @ 7:00 pm - 8:30 pm
Tue 20

Doug Benson’s Comedy Sesh (Live-stream)

April 20 @ 4:20 pm - 6:00 pm
Tue 20

Vintage Basement with Max & Nicky (YouTubeLive-stream)

April 20 @ 6:00 pm - 10:30 pm
Tue 20

High & Mighty 1st Annual 4/20 Mega Sesh (Live-stream)

April 20 @ 6:00 pm - 7:30 pm
Wed 21

Bae or Nay (RushTix Live-stream)

April 21 @ 6:00 pm - 7:30 pm
Wed 21

Bess Kalb’s Nobody Will Tell You This But Me! (YouTube Live-stream)

April 21 @ 7:00 pm - 8:30 pm
Thu 22

Food Fight (RushTix Live-stream)

April 22 @ 6:00 pm - 7:30 pm
Thu 22

Jonny Sun’s Goodbye, again in Conversation w/ Karen Chee! (Live-stream)

April 22 @ 6:00 pm - 7:30 pm
Fri 23

Gilbert Gottfried Does Set List Live! (Live-stream)

April 23 @ 5:30 pm - 7:00 pm
Fri 23

Friday Forty! (Live-stream)

April 23 @ 6:00 pm - 7:30 pm
Sat 24

Oxfordshire Mind Comedy Gala 2021 (Live-stream)

April 24 @ 12:00 pm - 2:00 pm
Sat 24

STANDUP FOR AUTISM (Live-stream)

April 24 @ 4:00 pm - 5:30 pm
Sat 24

Gleib Off The Top – A Night of Improvised Stand-up with Ben Gleib (Zoom Live-stream)

April 24 @ 5:00 pm - 6:30 pm
Sat 24

OMG Comedy Club (Live-stream)

April 24 @ 5:00 pm - 6:30 pm
Sat 24

Hey Girl with Matt (Braunger) & Kyle (Kinane) (Live-stream)

April 24 @ 6:00 pm - 7:30 pm
Sat 24

DJ Demers (Zoom Live-stream)

April 24 @ 7:00 pm
Sat 24

PILOT DUMP I: “Snake Davis and The Kickass Treasures and Stuff” by Eric Moneypenny (Twitch Live-stream)

April 24 @ 8:00 pm - 9:30 pm
Sat 24

Michael Ian Black on Best of SF Stand-up: Zoom Edition

April 24 @ 8:00 pm - 9:30 pm
Tue 27

Merrill Means Well (Live-stream)

April 27 @ 7:00 pm - 8:30 pm
Wed 28

Stonewall presents GIGLESS (Live-stream)

April 28 @ 11:30 am - 1:00 pm
Thu 29

Avital Ash & Friends (Live-stream)

April 29 @ 6:00 pm - 7:30 pm
Thu 29

LIVE! w/ Chloe Fineman (Live-stream)

April 29 @ 6:00 pm - 7:30 pm
Fri 30

Comedy Trash to Treasure (Twitch Live-stream)

April 30 @ 6:00 pm - 7:30 pm
Fri 30

Naomi Ekperigin Works It Out! (YouTube Live-stream)

April 30 @ 6:00 pm - 7:30 pm
Fri 30

Facial Recognition (RushTix Live-stream)

April 30 @ 8:00 pm - 9:30 pm

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