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Winter Olympics: Cut For Time
December 21, 2019 @ 10:00 pm - 11:30 pm$14
Grab your orange slices and don’t be late for the the opening ceremonies or you’ll miss Fergie’s national anthem. Come see curling on a hard wood floor and hear Tonya Harding’s old math tutor talk about stuff! There won’t be a medal ceremony, but there will be prizes *hint hint canned goods**.Hosted by two broads (Hannah Pilkes and Alyssa Sabo) who used to be news anchors…for the morning announcements in their high school. It’s their big comeback! Leave your hat at home because you’re gonna be laughing your head off.