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WIFE MATERIAL: A Musical Comedy (in NYC)
“Down bad? Delusional? Dumped? Girl, we’ve all been there. BUT DON’T GET BANGS — get pills! That’s right! Take WIFE MATERIAL! A women’s multivitamin. Made for women by men. Wife Material fixes your love life, makes your ex come crawling back, and best of all… it’s an anti-inflammatory!”
Did this sell it for you? No? Congrats! You sound healthy. Sydney? Not so much. She’s really down bad. Really delusional. And really recently dumped. She can’t stop crying about it! And what’s that? She also has magically fallen into her TV?! So now she’s in a sitcom?! Oh—an original musical sitcom?! OH—AN ORIGINAL MUSICAL SITCOM THAT’S 62 MINUTES WITH BOWS?!
Well, you know what they say: the only way to get over a break-up is by breaking out!! Into song!! And light choreo! And also taking these pills! Will Sydney break out of her toxic dating cycle? Will Sydney go back to her ex? Will Sydney move on already? Maybe! Because if Sydney has an audience, there’s nothing she won’t do!
(WIFE MATERIAL IS NOT APPROVED BY THE FDA BUT RFK IS STILL TAKING A LOOK)