SHITTY MOZART, SHITTY FRIENDS (in NYC)
January 17, 2026 @ 9:30 pm - 11:00 pm
$15
The botched clone of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart returns to The Rat NYC in DUMBO.
They cloned Mozart, it went horribly wrong and now we’re stuck with the consequences.
Wearing a cheap wig, Shitty Mozart (Aaron Nemo, a writer for The Late Show with Stephen Colbert) performs a dazzlingly chaotic and vulgar one-man multimedia concerto.
Terrified that the audience will realize he lacks the musical genius of his predecessor, Shitty Mozart shows off his own talents – playing makeshift instruments he’s invented, performing duets with cartoons he drew, and activating his robot hype man – in a futile attempt to escape Wolfgang’s shadow and make a name for himself.
Starts 9:30PM ET