Mike Glazer Self-Destructs ft. Kellen Schneider (in LA w/Livestream)

If you’ve ever wanted to hear the words, “so the Swifties were battling the Nazis,” come to this show. As Kanye West said, “it’s good deal.”

When Kanye shared Mike Glazer‘s joke in 2025, Glazer thought his life was about to change. And it did, in the worst way imaginable… until the Swifties saved his life.

Glazer wishes the following weren’t true, but he has a powerpoint full of receipts to prove it: he was a strip club sponsored roller hockey goalie, nearly became an opium kingpin, shared his phone number with the world in a stupid prank gone wrong, and somehow became the CIA on Instagram.

Kellen Schneider, known for his role in AppleTV’s Platonic and featuring on the road for SNL‘s Michael Longfellow, is equally as chaotic as Mike but slightly more socialized. Kellen brings a shotgun approach to comedy that partners well with Mike’s laser-focused snipes.

Mike and Kellen both burnt it all down. Come hear how they plan to blow it back up.

Featuring: Mike Glazer, Kellen Schneider, plus a very special UCB guest

Starts/streams 7PM PT/10PM ET