Joey Dardano: Un Meatball Picante (in NYC)

Joey Dardano has always had dreams, goals, diarrhea and aspirations for the great white way and silver screen. As far back has he can remember, he’s always wanted to make a living as an artist and entertainer. He’s spent every day of his entire life honing specific, intangible skills such as, “charisma”, “jokes”, and “yelling at the selfie camera on your phone and pressing ‘upload’, hoping to go viral”. That all being said, the guy is almost 30 and he doesn’t have as much as he’d like to show for it. Thats a recipe for, well, not-eh-feeling-eh-so-good. Having built a thick skin dealing with rejection after rejection and even huge opportunities falling through, it’s one perfect opportunity that he’s 100% PERFECT FOR brushing him off that leads to a downward spiral of desperation. Also, this show has a bunch of jokes about church, dating, school, sex, farts, and a couple songs too. Come have a good time and check it out before another huge gig comes around and dangles a carrot in front of Joey’s face, pulls it away, and makes him finally quit!!!